I picked the dog. I was cycling down the towpath on my way to work last Wednesday mumbling as I went about the lack of intelligent pedestrians. Suddenly this dog and its mate ripped up the path chasing one another. They where right in my path and so I slowed way down focused on the dogs at the expense of everything else. Suddenly I came to remember that my feet were still connected to my pedals but as that thought hit me it was to late and I fell over on my side. Kind off reminded me of that famous scene of Del-boy falling through the gap in the wine bar. It’s funny now but as you can imagine my mutterings didn’t stop for a while after!