Saturday, February 28, 2009

"The Advisor"

Many of you have asked me this week who is "The Advisor"? In short he is my personal fitness guru but like "The Stig" on Top Gear he would like his identity to remain a secret. Some say that "The Advisor" is related to "The Stig" and that when he sprints the hairs on his body whiplash with the acceleration. Others say that he was born with a wash board for stomach which his mother uses to this day but to us he's known as "The Advisor”… (Said in my best Jeremy Clarkson voice)


Ps. My measurements are due tomorrow - should be interesting!

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